fInD yOuR fRiEnDs
This getting teleported around is getting annoying.
What do you do?
Re-teleport to your friends.
Meet your Darkside.
or
Suddenly feel very much alone
PLOT
Next
have a sudden insight to the irony of your situation.
then ignore it.
Alright, this is clearly the opening of a platform game. Go find the first level.
Fast Forward to crucial Plotpoint.
Go insane. You have to out-think the Gamemeister, your mind must be clear!
Meat YOUR nega-self, who is basically James.
Say, “I know you’re watching me”, to no one in particular.
James: Try and respond even though that doesn’t make any sense.
Roll for initiative.
Realize you have no friends.
Get serious
Pull out your trusty mirror.
find some way to entertain yourself.
Random encounter
refuse to play the game
Find HUD map.
Fire an arrow in a random direction, and go that way, no matter where it lands.
Jump!
Next.
Try to remember how you got into this mess in the first place and dedeuce your way out.
Take a good look at your surroundings.
Find all your friends stuck in a cage hanging over a crater. Or something dangerously stupid like that.
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Re-teleport to your friends.
Meet your Darkside.
or
Suddenly feel very much alone
or
PLOT
Next
have a sudden insight to the irony of your situation.
then ignore it.
Alright, this is clearly the opening of a platform game. Go find the first level.
Fast Forward to crucial Plotpoint.
Go insane. You have to out-think the Gamemeister, your mind must be clear!
Meat YOUR nega-self, who is basically James.
Say, “I know you’re watching me”, to no one in particular.
James: Try and respond even though that doesn’t make any sense.
Roll for initiative.
Realize you have no friends.
Get serious
Pull out your trusty mirror.
find some way to entertain yourself.
Random encounter
refuse to play the game
Find HUD map.
Fire an arrow in a random direction, and go that way, no matter where it lands.
Jump!
Next.
Try to remember how you got into this mess in the first place and dedeuce your way out.
Take a good look at your surroundings.
Find all your friends stuck in a cage hanging over a crater. Or something dangerously stupid like that.