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Fourth tale

You’ve had enough of this, just punch the first thing you see through this door

What are you waiting for? Punch the baby.

What do you do?

34 Suggestions for “Fourth tale”

  1. Derp says:

    Be touched by her display of motherly love.

  2. Vengroe says:

    Woman is obviously stealing the baby. Steal it from her!

  3. saskiahamilton says:

    Give baby a fair chance to defend itself – give it a weapon first.

  4. mouldcube says:

    believe you got the wrong door.

  5. TSSL says:

    Resolve to be like an uncle to the baby.

  6. Foxkid9 says:

    Turn around and turn back staring at her in complete shock and point out she is the mage in your group(well I think she is a mage). If she is not then start poking her like an idiot

  7. Commander Fallout says:

    Don’t be an insensitive arse.

  8. Entropy says:

    Greet her as you would greet an old friend.

  9. tggda says:

    You just lost the baby.

  10. Unisovshua says:

    Who the heck is this lady?

  11. Hero122 says:

    Suddenly: Plot.

  12. Riaxh says:

    get her to ditch the baby and come back with you.

  13. 00100101 says:

    What are you waiting for? Punch the baby.

  14. Alphakiller says:

    try to escape this reality’s plot

  15. saskiahamilton says:

    James: Complain about hunger.

  16. valen c. says:

    Feed the baby.

  17. Ryan says:

    Punch the baby and break the illusion brought on by this weird dimension.

  18. Yomojo says:

    Yeah, just punch it

  19. Typeandkey says:

    You are with child services

  20. Typeandkey says:

    You are a social worker

  21. PHANTOM says:

    You have two fists, don’t you? Punch them both.

  22. kaploy9 says:

    Punch the wall, you obviously saw that first.

  23. Tadaboo says:

    Get to the catch
    OR
    Just drag her out of the door

  24. Touchy says:

    Quit trying to run away from everything, you’ll only make things worse.

  25. JamesTheElf says:

    Offer the mother and child the warm family they never had

  26. VayneRumar says:

    Punch the baby.

    OR

    Watch this woman’s tragic tale unfold before your eyes.

    OR

    Make a dead baby joke.

  27. necoo says:

    question reality

  28. pseudoname says:

    DON’T LET HER EAT THAT BABY!

  29. pemichan says:

    approach the woman.

  30. Myself says:

    Question the combat applications of the unit in front of you in this obviously RTS

  31. necoo says:

    curse the heavens and just go along with it for now

  32. lostaname says:

    Don’t punch the baby – KICK IT INSTEAD!

    or

    Hero122 says:
    January 21, 2012 at 5:54 pm

    Suddenly: Plot!

    or

    Simulation game ho!

    or

    Fletcher the Social worker seconded and thirdedededed

    or

    Ask for directions.

    or

    inquire info about this gayme.

  33. lostaname says:

    Run away from ALL THE THINGS!

    or

    Go slightly mad.

  34. Shivington says:

    Okay Fletcher, I’m only gonna say this once, SHUT UP and LISTEN to the exposition.

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