Leap of faith
You jump from a building. For your information there is no hay or anything else beneath you.
What do you do?
Fly
Conjure bouncy
Land like the badass you are
James: Is that… YOUR GRANDMA?!
Is it a really short building?
Fall
Parachute to safety.
Immediately kill the guards as soon as you land.
Tuck’n'roll
Second Dhubfw
Subtly reveal your name and class.
James: Sit there shocked and broken as the knight of light talks and don’t respond if s/he asks if your okay
James: Think introspectively while the KoL talks. What are all these stories trying to teach… and when will you get something to eat…
Go splat.
Fall on your bewbs.
Go splat
Recall what your name your is
Complain
James: Stop paying attention to this obviously unimportant story and search inside yourself for an answer.
James: Identify that person
>Person: Be Jame’s mom.
Fall in a more hard-boiled manner.
Check your stats and inventory in mid air.
Teleport.
Pants Parachute!
Post Script: I’ve read Romantically Apocalyptic way to much.
Use your mask as a parachute.
Don’t die, dammit.
call your giant flaming bird.
Fall into the nothing beneath you.
James: Pretend you don’t know who that is
Don’t go splat
“… or anything else beneath you.” wait, no ground? on a more serious note, use magic to slow your fall!
James: Fall in love
epicly land on the ground and do something anti-climactic
Flap your arms.
go splat
Fall in a way worthy of a ninja.
James: What the hell…MOM??
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Fly
Conjure bouncy
Land like the badass you are
James: Is that… YOUR GRANDMA?!
Is it a really short building?
Fall
Parachute to safety.
Immediately kill the guards as soon as you land.
Tuck’n'roll
Second Dhubfw
Subtly reveal your name and class.
James: Sit there shocked and broken as the knight of light talks and don’t respond if s/he asks if your okay
James: Think introspectively while the KoL talks. What are all these stories trying to teach… and when will you get something to eat…
Go splat.
Fall on your bewbs.
Go splat
Recall what your name your is
Complain
James: Stop paying attention to this obviously unimportant story and search inside yourself for an answer.
James: Identify that person
>Person: Be Jame’s mom.
Fall in a more hard-boiled manner.
Check your stats and inventory in mid air.
Teleport.
Pants Parachute!
Post Script: I’ve read Romantically Apocalyptic way to much.
Use your mask as a parachute.
Don’t die, dammit.
call your giant flaming bird.
Fall into the nothing beneath you.
James: Pretend you don’t know who that is
Don’t go splat
“… or anything else beneath you.” wait, no ground? on a more serious note, use magic to slow your fall!
James: Fall in love
epicly land on the ground and do something anti-climactic
Flap your arms.
go splat
Fall in a way worthy of a ninja.
James: What the hell…MOM??