Check your available weapons
You only have this gun-like thing, which you deduce is a gun. You hear something in the alley.
What do you do?
James: Gasp @ the one being attacked by the hellspawn since it’s James.
or
NEXT cuz I’m lacking originality atm.
Be noir.
Ignore what you are hearing.
Decide to participate in the noise-making by shooting in a random direction.
Con font the figures in the alley with a hard-boiled one liner.
Confront the figures in the alley with a hard-boiled one liner.
Be Problem Slueth.
OR
Shoot things.
Change Name to Fletch Noire.
check it out.
Charge into the alley in a hard-boiled manner and rescue any dames there may be.
Retrieve other arms from said back alley.
Apprehend a dame.
Shoot them both like a hard-boiled homicidal maniac.
Narrate what you’re doing and be sure to make references to what day of the week it is, whiskey, and some dame’s legs.
Give an incredibly detailed commentary of your actions with lots of metaphors.
Watch the silent girl owning.
Shoot first, shoot again, attempt to ask questions to the corpses.
Look for crime to solve in a hard-broiled manner
Investigate in a hard-boiled manner.
save one of them all the while spouting noir style sentences
Shoot first, ask questions later.
Accost the criminal you see or speak only in 1930′s PI slang
Say something only to have it adjusted to fit the mood.
investigate the noise.
Brandish your key at whatever is in the alleyway
It’s obviously a party that you weren’t invited too. Go crash it
Investigate the noise While being a badass hard boil detective…
Open fire.
Shout a cliche at it.
Break up the fight by firing your key into the air.
Realize that you are trapped in this hard-boiled position and cannot move.
Realize that since there’s no bullets meter you have infinate ammo, and shoot your gun’s full magazine randomly all around you.
ignore it
Make with the Problem Sleuth jokes.
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James: Gasp @ the one being attacked by the hellspawn since it’s James.
or
NEXT cuz I’m lacking originality atm.
Be noir.
Ignore what you are hearing.
or
Decide to participate in the noise-making by shooting in a random direction.
Con font the figures in the alley with a hard-boiled one liner.
Confront the figures in the alley with a hard-boiled one liner.
Be Problem Slueth.
OR
Shoot things.
Change Name to Fletch Noire.
check it out.
Charge into the alley in a hard-boiled manner and rescue any dames there may be.
Retrieve other arms from said back alley.
Apprehend a dame.
Shoot them both like a hard-boiled homicidal maniac.
Narrate what you’re doing and be sure to make references to what day of the week it is, whiskey, and some dame’s legs.
Give an incredibly detailed commentary of your actions with lots of metaphors.
Watch the silent girl owning.
Shoot first, shoot again, attempt to ask questions to the corpses.
Look for crime to solve in a hard-broiled manner
Investigate in a hard-boiled manner.
save one of them all the while spouting noir style sentences
Shoot first, ask questions later.
Accost the criminal you see
or
speak only in 1930′s PI slang
Say something only to have it adjusted to fit the mood.
investigate the noise.
Brandish your key at whatever is in the alleyway
It’s obviously a party that you weren’t invited too. Go crash it
Investigate the noise
While being a badass hard boil detective…
Open fire.
Shout a cliche at it.
Break up the fight by firing your key into the air.
OR
Realize that you are trapped in this hard-boiled position and cannot move.
Realize that since there’s no bullets meter you have infinate ammo, and shoot your gun’s full magazine randomly all around you.
ignore it
Make with the Problem Sleuth jokes.