I can assure you that NO ONE will be learning about SOPA from my site. People are no doubt aware of what’s going on, and they don’t need another hippy site owner throwing that in their face. With that said, fuck SOPA.
Just a note to all that Chris was aboard the anti-SOPA/series of internet regulating bills train LONG before it was cool. Some of you may recall WEEKS if not MONTHES ago when a little message popped up warning that sites like this could end up being shut down. I do as it was the first thing that got me looking into the issue on the internet.
Stop SOPA and save the internet.
Put it back under your hat and never speak of this again.
Chuck it as far away as you can
No anti-SOPA message? I am disappoint.
Throw your hat down in disgust of SOPA.
@klingon13524
I can assure you that NO ONE will be learning about SOPA from my site. People are no doubt aware of what’s going on, and they don’t need another hippy site owner throwing that in their face. With that said, fuck SOPA.
Oh gods! Set it on fire!
Turn the abomination over to the police, they’ll know what to do
Why is that in your hat?
Work with stark and destroy SOPA once and for all!
Just roll with it, weirder things have happened.
(Apparently hippy is implied to be an insult rather than a descriptive term? Peculiar.)
Pretend it’s a Christmas ornament and save it for next winter.
Name it.
Name the Pokemon you just caught!
or
NEXT
Drop your hat and run as fast as you possibly can.
Just put it back on, wuss
Throw down your hat in disgust.
Eat it anyways, it could be delicious.
OR
Find out what the deal is with that damn blinky light.
inventory candy corn
throw it at the other dude.
Put it back under your hat for later. Candy corn tastes best when its stale.
OR
Turn and see police. Share the candy corn with the police.
Shoot it quickly!
That’s not candy corn, it’s SOPA! COPYRIGHT EVERYONE!!!!
Lob it at the coppers and make tracks!
Give it to the cops, let them deal with it.
Just a note to all that Chris was aboard the anti-SOPA/series of internet regulating bills train LONG before it was cool. Some of you may recall WEEKS if not MONTHES ago when a little message popped up warning that sites like this could end up being shut down. I do as it was the first thing that got me looking into the issue on the internet.
Back on topic:
Throw hat at the red/blue light and run.
OR
Save dapper sleuthing cap at all costs.
Use your awesome powers of awesome to find out what it is.
Kill SOPA.
Or, make that thing into soup.
OR
Spell “Hi!” on the policemen’s faces.
Name it candy corn and put your hat back on. This way you’ll be able to properly respond in the future.