Fast forward to a point where everyone will stop complaining
Well ok, but here’s a quick recap of the dumb stuff you’ve been doing for the last FIVE FREAKIN’ HOURS! You collected the six magic crystals, you fixed the engine, you milked the whale, you got your hat back and you solved the blank rubik’s cube.
What do you do?
Realise everything is futile; curl up into a ball and sulk in the corner.
Six sides of a blank rubik’s cube, six colored magic crystals… combine them both to have a non-blank magic rubik’s cube. Also, use the whale milk as fuel for the engine.
Fast forward to the part where you defeat the final boss using the raw fires or charisma so that you can get on with it already.
-or-
Have the Phoebe Inspector use her high imagination score to make you something to help you get further in this doomed-to-be-ungodly-long side quest.
Poke the eye.
Spend a year fighting a stupidly contrived end boss.
Leave this land and go rip off another MSPA.
get off the island, it reeks of whale milk up there
Alchemize the objects on the whale’s stomach into an exit door.
Poke that floating eye thing.
Whose the troll?
I second Koyal
@saskiahamilton
I think that’s supposed to be the aforementioned whale’s eye.
A job well done, get a drink to celebrate
or
This is the end, ignore anything that says otherwise
“solve” the rubik’s cube again
start solving problems with bullets
NOW COMBINE THEM ALL:
Combine the crystals w/ the rubik’s cube to create the Magic rubik’s cube, combine that with the engine to create the magical internal combustion engine (M.I.C.E. for short) then fuel the engine with the milk, and activate it to finally put a cork in the knights mouth.
Next.
Who’s dat other guy? Pickle Inspector?
Celebrate your accomplishments with a tall glass of whale milk.
Succumb to unfathomable lactose intolerance
Drink Whale Milk.
“milked the whale”? Is that what they’re calling it nowadays?