Ontological paradox time: Decide that at some future point you will have your permanent record, you will write that you found your permanent record at this exact moment (which will turn out to be how you have it in the future).
One this paradox is done, then add, “And then I found my entire party, and they brought me gifts for some reason”
“Decide that at some future point you will have your permanent record, you will write that you found your permanent record at this exact moment (which will turn out to be how you have it in the future).”
Show the Gamemeister how screwing with reality is done.
Guys, how is Fletcher suppose to know about the permanent records? If anyone is going to do it, it has to be James!
Thus, and I’m going to suggest this for the heck of it-
James: Decide that at some future point you will have Fletcher’s permanent record, you will write that HE found HIS permanent record at this exact moment, and somehow knew exactly what it was, and used it to get everyone to escape.
Actually, based on that, James at some future point has Fletcher’s permanent record, makes Fletcher find it at that moment, as well as James’ record. Then, Fletcher does what was described earlier, but he also add’s in James’ record him having Fletcher’s and James’ record making this entire thing possible.
Naturally the Knight of Time has no idea how this whole thing happened.
Find your friends.
Refuse to play, sit and wait.
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Ontological paradox time: Decide that at some future point you will have your permanent record, you will write that you found your permanent record at this exact moment (which will turn out to be how you have it in the future).
One this paradox is done, then add, “And then I found my entire party, and they brought me gifts for some reason”
also, Nice Gamzee reference there Gamemeister.
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HONK
honk
Yeah, time to play the “turn this aggravating weirdo into a pincushion” game.
James: Interrupt to ask what happened to that sword thingie
i second saskiahamilton, if he can screw logic, why can’t you?
Play the game: kill the Gamemeister.
and btw i was seconding his first suggestion-
Eat the gamemeister then say, “I win”
Become obsessed with stealing his hat.
Jump kick the game master. Like three times.
volunteer silent girl to play the game instead.
Punch him in the box.
Just beat the guy up until he let’s you go
Shoot him in the face. And the torso. And all of his limbs.
Play pin the arrows to the gamemaster.
Suggest a different game.
or
Make him play a game for a change
Let’s play the game of “Punch the Gamemeister in the face”
(Guys, just so you know, Chris kinda really, REALLY hates homestuck.)
Trick question. They’re not your friends. They’re your party.
Look up cheat codes.
Inventory yourself, then promptly un-inventory yourself somewhere outside of this bizarre dimension
Building on Hero122′s idea:
You have no obligation to these people. Leave and find a new party.
Cheat.
I third saskiahamilton.
“Decide that at some future point you will have your permanent record, you will write that you found your permanent record at this exact moment (which will turn out to be how you have it in the future).”
Show the Gamemeister how screwing with reality is done.
Challenge The Gamemeister to your own game you just made up now
Roll for initiative.
He didn’t say he had to win, he just said he had to play.
poke the hard spot on phoebe’s cheek
or
stab the giant thing in the eye with phoebe’s horn
Guys, how is Fletcher suppose to know about the permanent records? If anyone is going to do it, it has to be James!
Thus, and I’m going to suggest this for the heck of it-
James: Decide that at some future point you will have Fletcher’s permanent record, you will write that HE found HIS permanent record at this exact moment, and somehow knew exactly what it was, and used it to get everyone to escape.
eh, better idea: threaten to use the Gamemeister’s head for the next game if he doesn’t let you go
Nah. Let’s play flip the bird and leave instead.
@Paul
Actually, based on that, James at some future point has Fletcher’s permanent record, makes Fletcher find it at that moment, as well as James’ record. Then, Fletcher does what was described earlier, but he also add’s in James’ record him having Fletcher’s and James’ record making this entire thing possible.
Naturally the Knight of Time has no idea how this whole thing happened.
*That should say Light, not Time. Oh boy was that a Freudian slip.
Give up…
fInD yOuR fRiEnDs.
slap the game guy and be done with it