Have all your butts kicked, but survive to come back more prepared.
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Sale your Applenade company to Verzavt in exchange for any 2 arms, any 2 legs, and any head that are legally his possessions in order to trick the quest.
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Attempt to convince the guard that your Verzavt and have switched your bodies with the good guys in order to sneak into a good guy finction
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Have everything go conveniently chaotic allowing you to walk unhindered to Verzavt.
Your head already looks like an apple, so be the mascot.
Everything goes horribly wrong
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Everything goes horribly right
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Everything goes wonderfully right
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Everything goes wonderfully wrong
“who goes there?” just some applenade salesmen
James: If Fletcher’s party and my party teamed up, we would be unbeatable!
Play dead.
Sell applenade.
Pretend to be lovers with Phebes to throw of the guards.
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Discover that love can melt the ice…..between people.
ask the guard if he would like the punch version, or the low-fat applenade.
Sell the guard some Applenade.
Use Ph-whoever as a meatshield
Sell applenade to raise gold
Shoot them with arrows
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say you came here to sell applenade
Fall down and pretend ghosts are attacking you, sneak away in the chaos.
Apple-punch like 3 times!
Turn Pheobe in to the guards because you “just discovered that she is trying to sneak in as a fake Applenade salesperson”
Have all your butts kicked, but survive to come back more prepared.
or
Sale your Applenade company to Verzavt in exchange for any 2 arms, any 2 legs, and any head that are legally his possessions in order to trick the quest.
or
Attempt to convince the guard that your Verzavt and have switched your bodies with the good guys in order to sneak into a good guy finction
or
Have everything go conveniently chaotic allowing you to walk unhindered to Verzavt.
Wonder when you got to level 4.
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Try to pretend you’re selling something that’s not applenade.
“Some evil guys here to evily pledge our evil fealty to his Evilness.”
Claim to be an arrow salesman and show off your wears.