Take the best and leave the rest

Enchanted oak bow, ornamented with gold plates. Dragonstone armguard and a sapphire supported arrow rest. And to top it all off, the string is weaved from mermaid hair. It’s just….perfect…

…too perfect.
What do you do?





Take the bow and accuse the silent girl,she won’t say anything
Destroy the treasure instead.
Disarm the traps
Consider it a waste of time since you’ll need to be like level 200 to use it anyway.
Find a weapon that’s less ornate and easier to draw… not that the latter point matters of course…
Did the room just get greener, or it just me?
ignore the warnings and take it
Make up things about yourself to make yourself equally perfect to tell anyone who asks.
Take the bow, but leave your old one.
Take the rest and leave the best
Angrily confront the next person you encounter.
think about what kind of traps you could learn about from taking it.
Use your Masters degree in Archery to detect and evade all traps!
ITS A TRAP!!!
Take a handful of coins instead and get out of there alive!
James: Move to the edge of your imaginary seat.
Make up an excuse to ask a team member to grab the bow for you
Take the bow, replace it with a grapefruit.
James: Attempt to take the Bow
…It’s a trap
Leave it, and take the second best.
Leave it.
take it anyways
Get the rouge to search for traps. Wait. Who’s the rouge again?
Parody Indiana Jones.
Look for traps.
Search for traps.
OR
Take the rest, leave the best.
OR
Get your party to search for traps.
OR
James: Attempt to take AwsomeBow.
You gonna take it already?
Make an excuse to get another party member to get it for you.
Rein-act that one thing with the sand bag, you know the one
or
somehow, there is a giant boulder
TAKE IT IF YOU WANT TO SAVE THE WORLD.
Or…
take it and replace it with your old bow.
Also take some equipment for your party members.
And some gold.