Remember the real Phoebe does not have mole on her face
Oh yea, that’s right, but then…where’s the real one?
Of course.
What do you do?
slap her out of this dream
or
kiss the sleepy lazy beauty that she is since that would really tear this game world apart.
Look for the only one with a floating quest marker over her head
Trick the fake girls into doing something stupid for your affection, then get her out of here while they’re distracted.
Fletcher: “Would the REAL Phoebe please stand up?”
ask what you have to do to get her out of there.
Shoot one and see what happens.
do something goodtastic
Maket the fake Phoebes into rebelling against the real one
Debate them out of existence.
Ask her, like, what’s the big idea?
(Good luck getting her out of THIS paradise.)
Take the one on the right.
find an evil way to ruin this paradise
Shake her
Gather up all your chivalry skills and make her take a liking on you for your gentleman manners/Convince her to come with you.
Start singing. The real Phoebe liked singing, right?
Punch fake Phoebe in face to establish superiority.
Just take one of the fake ones. Might be less annoying, and is sure is easier to do.
Beware, the Phebes of Thebes is surrounded by plebes!
James: Somehow think about how it would be like to live in a world full of Jane and freak out accordingly.
NEXT
Find a convenient Phoebe-Assorting Machine.
Kill everyone with a mole. YAY EXP!
Tell Phobe to get her shit together and come on.
or…
Find out she already ran out of mana and her dopplegangers are about to vanish.
Next!
Next
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slap her out of this dream
or
kiss the sleepy lazy beauty that she is since that would really tear this game world apart.
Look for the only one with a floating quest marker over her head
Trick the fake girls into doing something stupid for your affection, then get her out of here while they’re distracted.
Fletcher: “Would the REAL Phoebe please stand up?”
ask what you have to do to get her out of there.
Shoot one and see what happens.
do something goodtastic
Maket the fake Phoebes into rebelling against the real one
Debate them out of existence.
Ask her, like, what’s the big idea?
(Good luck getting her out of THIS paradise.)
Take the one on the right.
find an evil way to ruin this paradise
Shake her
Gather up all your chivalry skills and make her take a liking on you for your gentleman manners/Convince her to come with you.
Start singing. The real Phoebe liked singing, right?
Punch fake Phoebe in face to establish superiority.
Just take one of the fake ones. Might be less annoying, and is sure is easier to do.
Beware, the Phebes of Thebes is surrounded by plebes!
James: Somehow think about how it would be like to live in a world full of Jane and freak out accordingly.
or
NEXT
or
Find a convenient Phoebe-Assorting Machine.
Kill everyone with a mole. YAY EXP!
Tell Phobe to get her shit together and come on.
or…
Find out she already ran out of mana and her dopplegangers are about to vanish.
Next!
Next