Find cover, boy! This is one o’ them WAR games
Dragons aren’t even that hard to keep. It’s the wyverns that get you.
What do you do?
Find Conner.
Look for the first guy to yell about getting shot in the knee.
Turn this RPG into an FPS
War story montage.
What do you do first person shooter? Sounds EEEEEENNNTERESTING
Find Fangs
turn this RPG into a RTS
TURTLES!
join the enemy side and capture Conner.
Switch to an FPS.
Switch to a GOOD FPS
Please let it be a trap…
Approach the nearest dragon; clearly he’ll be there.
Ask if you can eat one of the pineapples he’s holding.
Allow the stupid to reveal itself.
Take one of his grenades.
Take Dwain with you, he is clearly up to the task. (At the very least, he seems likely to heroically sacrifice himself)
OR
Looks like it’s time to save Private Conner.
Move move move!
Wonder why you’re suddenly level 4
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Find Conner.
Look for the first guy to yell about getting shot in the knee.
Turn this RPG into an FPS
War story montage.
What do you do first person shooter? Sounds EEEEEENNNTERESTING
Find Fangs
turn this RPG into a RTS
TURTLES!
join the enemy side and capture Conner.
Switch to an FPS.
Switch to a GOOD FPS
Please let it be a trap…
Approach the nearest dragon; clearly he’ll be there.
Ask if you can eat one of the pineapples he’s holding.
Allow the stupid to reveal itself.
Take one of his grenades.
Take Dwain with you, he is clearly up to the task.
(At the very least, he seems likely to heroically sacrifice himself)
OR
Looks like it’s time to save Private Conner.
Move move move!
Wonder why you’re suddenly level 4