Equip spiked shoes, and reopen negotiations with the bottom of your feet
Someone beats you to it.
This is still incredibly stupid.
What do you do?
Apply facepalm and/or proceed to next idiot.
Win the war with just the two of you.
Second Paul
Play along.
A few hundred worms later…
Watch it get stupider
Prevent genocide.
(This is seriously unpleasant. >:| We are not amused.)
Sit back and watch
OR
Don’t let him get all the XP! Help him!
Let him have his 15 seconds of fame and then get out of this place with him
Cheer him on!
Epic Step Dance of Doom Time!
Suggest an epic Dance-Off.
Wonder where the lightning came from.
Get an achievement
Next idiot, Silent girl: noir adventure.
I like Werbluten’s idea. But it should be a silent noir thing.
Congratulate yourself for single-handedly coming up with the plan to win the war, then get out of here.
Pay homage to this savior of the surface-dwelling races.
Watch him trip on his amazing boots.
good now lets get going before you decide to kill your stupid party member
search for the true enemies
Squish a worm and like it, then become extremely competitive about the number of kills you get.
Boot: Level up!
Next
Punch him in the face.
Start juggling arrows, as you clearly have no use for it.
Look out for bigger worms?
*them.
Shoot the squishing stupid.
Correction from last reply: Shoot the squishing stupid with an arrow in the knee.
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Apply facepalm and/or proceed to next idiot.
Win the war with just the two of you.
Second Paul
Play along.
A few hundred worms later…
Watch it get stupider
Prevent genocide.
(This is seriously unpleasant. >:| We are not amused.)
Sit back and watch
OR
Don’t let him get all the XP! Help him!
Let him have his 15 seconds of fame and then get out of this place with him
Cheer him on!
Epic Step Dance of Doom Time!
Suggest an epic Dance-Off.
Wonder where the lightning came from.
Get an achievement
Next idiot, Silent girl: noir adventure.
I like Werbluten’s idea. But it should be a silent noir thing.
Congratulate yourself for single-handedly coming up with the plan to win the war, then get out of here.
Pay homage to this savior of the surface-dwelling races.
Watch him trip on his amazing boots.
good now lets get going before you decide to kill your stupid party member
search for the true enemies
Squish a worm and like it, then become extremely competitive about the number of kills you get.
Boot: Level up!
Next
Punch him in the face.
Start juggling arrows, as you clearly have no use for it.
OR
Look out for bigger worms?
*them.
Shoot the squishing stupid.
Correction from last reply: Shoot the squishing stupid with an arrow in the knee.