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You play, you lose

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This game blows.

What do you do?

20 Suggestions for “You play, you lose”

  1. Ethan says:

    Take the meister’s hat and run.

  2. Riaxh says:

    knock him unconcious and inventory him.

  3. lostaname says:

    Use your archer skills to surprise kill the Game Meister and thus, win his stupid game.

  4. Supernerd says:

    Play a game of convincing your party members to leave!

  5. Dhudfw says:

    Go into denial.

  6. necoo says:

    shoot your party member’s nee with an arrow and tell him his adventuring days are over

  7. saskiahamilton says:

    Say something rude on your way out.

  8. TSSL says:

    Fly to him with game-powered wings.

  9. Moltrox says:

    I used to be an alcoholic like you, then I took a rehab to the knee.

  10. Typeandkey says:

    Deliver a “heartfelt” speech about what your companions mean to you

  11. Hero122 says:

    Tell him if you want to stuff oranges in his mouth, follow him.

  12. Jack says:

    Use a walkthrough.

  13. ForeverLoading says:

    I used to help party members like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee!

  14. Myself says:

    Punch him in his stupid vampire face until he agrees to leave

  15. Demonio Penguino says:

    Leave anyway. They’re not important to you.

  16. Ryan says:

    Steal his cane and hat. Then proceed with chasing your guildmates.

  17. Duck says:

    This story has to do with treason. There’s no correct choice.

  18. Azreal says:

    Knock his block off.

    OR

    Knock his block off and chase your party member.

  19. Kouk says:

    Smack his head until coins come out.

  20. Skye says:

    Steal his hat and use it as an incentive for the party member to leave with you.

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