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You three

Punch hat in snout to establish authority

You give it a hefty five-finger surprise, which it doesn’t seem to…you know…notice. The hat then lays you on top of a floating platform. You are NOT ok with any of this by the way. This is incredibly weird and/or stupid.

What do you do?

24 Suggestions for “You three”

  1. mouldcube says:

    Make yet more Problem Sleuth references.

    OR

    Ride floating platform like a mechanical bull.

    OR

    Fondly regard levitation (of the platform).

  2. VayneRumar says:

    No items.
    Fox only.
    Final Destination.

  3. Llama118 says:

    Engage in battle with boss monster formed from household items and dead relatives

  4. Llama118 says:

    Engage in battle with boss monster formed from household items and dead relatives.
    Either that, or I second VayneRumar

  5. saskiahamilton says:

    Clearly you are drunk. Build a fort to let you safely expend this extra imagination.

  6. Yomojo says:

    Use sign language to say hi to that gray guy

  7. Riaxh says:

    check out the third guy.

  8. Unisovshua says:

    Stop this ridiculousness and get back to the plot.

  9. Greedo says:

    Fondly regard crustacean.

  10. lostaname says:

    VayneRumar says:
    January 19, 2012 at 3:10 pm

    No items.
    Fox only.
    Final Destination.

    or

    Riaxh says:
    January 19, 2012 at 3:35 pm

    check out the third guy.

    or

    Damn Chris, Salvador Dali could learn something from this wack!

    or

    Find out that there is something about this related to a Phoebe-like person.

  11. lostaname says:

    Unisovshua says:
    January 19, 2012 at 3:54 pm

    Stop this ridiculousness and get back to the plot.

    or

    Fletcher and James combo up on Chris to stop this lunacy.

  12. Crazycolorz5 says:

    Realize that it is a Super Smash Bros game.

  13. Alphakiller says:

    Choose your character

  14. Ryan says:

    Use Logic!

  15. Wolfsbane says:

    Boss Fight!

  16. Azreal says:

    Use your Comb Rave superpower.

    OR

    Stare disconcertingly at the newcomer.

  17. Derp says:

    Take off your hat. Why did you put it back on anyway?

  18. DKB says:

    SEPULCHTRITUDE!

  19. Typeandkey says:

    Give the abomination a command to see if it responds to your will

  20. Layman says:

    (What is happening?)

    Ask them what the hell is going on

  21. Jack says:

    This is too stupid; refuse to participate.

  22. Paul says:

    fast forward to a point where everyone will stop complaining

  23. Entropy says:

    Punch the platform like three times.

  24. saskiahamilton says:

    Try and figure out what all these new bars are.

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