Punch hat in snout to establish authority

You give it a hefty five-finger surprise, which it doesn’t seem to…you know…notice. The hat then lays you on top of a floating platform. You are NOT ok with any of this by the way. This is incredibly weird and/or stupid.
What do you do?





Make yet more Problem Sleuth references.
OR
Ride floating platform like a mechanical bull.
OR
Fondly regard levitation (of the platform).
No items.
Fox only.
Final Destination.
Engage in battle with boss monster formed from household items and dead relatives
Engage in battle with boss monster formed from household items and dead relatives.
Either that, or I second VayneRumar
Clearly you are drunk. Build a fort to let you safely expend this extra imagination.
Use sign language to say hi to that gray guy
check out the third guy.
Stop this ridiculousness and get back to the plot.
Fondly regard crustacean.
VayneRumar says:
January 19, 2012 at 3:10 pm
No items.
Fox only.
Final Destination.
or
Riaxh says:
January 19, 2012 at 3:35 pm
check out the third guy.
or
Damn Chris, Salvador Dali could learn something from this wack!
or
Find out that there is something about this related to a Phoebe-like person.
Unisovshua says:
January 19, 2012 at 3:54 pm
Stop this ridiculousness and get back to the plot.
or
Fletcher and James combo up on Chris to stop this lunacy.
Realize that it is a Super Smash Bros game.
Choose your character
Use Logic!
Boss Fight!
Use your Comb Rave superpower.
OR
Stare disconcertingly at the newcomer.
Take off your hat. Why did you put it back on anyway?
SEPULCHTRITUDE!
Give the abomination a command to see if it responds to your will
(What is happening?)
Ask them what the hell is going on
This is too stupid; refuse to participate.
fast forward to a point where everyone will stop complaining
Punch the platform like three times.
Try and figure out what all these new bars are.