The cheesy RPG song – Joel Atkinson
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This is my cheesy song for an RPG
Artistically invalid, but it rhymes sufficiently
And now it modulates to D
Because it is the saddest of keys
To denote the tragic romance
That ended so predictably
Never thought I’d hear something so cheesy
Except for maybe Pain or Eyes on Me
Or Melodies of Life, there the cheese is truly rife
Or Suteki Da Ne, really cheeses up my day
Now it carries on to the second verse
Tacky rim-click drumming makes it slightly worse
It’s got a cheesy bassline
And it’s punctuated with chimes
Getting slightly desperate with rhymes
Compared to previous times
Never thought I’d hear something so cheesy
(Something so cheesy)
Except for maybe Pain or Eyes on Me
(Maybe Pain or Eyes on Me)
Or Melodies of Life, there the cheese is truly rife
Or Suteki Da Ne, really cheeses up my day
While Joel isn’t WDYD.net staff and this song wasn’t written or played for WDYD.net specifically, it is only featured in the flash game Turn Based Battle, which features WDYD.net characters. In other words, as long as he doesn’t visit this page, we’re good. Go listen to the song here; you can also download it for non-profit purposes.
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Jane is a killjoy – Gl1tch
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OOOOOHHHHHH
We once were happy lads, we laughed with glee
We lived along and happy were we
Until one day when we left Jane be
AND now were walking for two days toward the sea
Refrain:
Killjoy! Killjoy! Jane was a Debbie Downer
We once were people happy, but Jane turned us into frowners
When children go eat candy she calls them all fat
When people talk of flying she talks of going splat
When you go to a restaurant she sees a hole for rats
It sat upon your cheeseburger and we’ll leave it at that
Refrain:
Killjoy! Killjoy! Jane is a Debbie Downer
We once were people happy but Jane turned us into frowners
Most people go to playgrounds with hope for recreation
Not Jane you see, for her happiness is ending your elation
She points at all the rust upon the chains for the swing station
And asks you when you die if she could preform the cremation
Refrain:
Killjoy! Killjoy! Jane is a Debbie Downer
We once were people happy but Jane turned us into frowners
Ray’s solo:
My guitar used to be my friend
We fought together to the end
But now it’s burnt beyond mend
A new one I must rent
I am a bard; my life is hard
Without my instrument
Jane is a strong wizard, she could summon up another
But instead I play the spoons, and she laughs while I suffer
*solo on the spoons*
Refrain:
Killjoy! Killjoy! Jane is a Debbie Downer
We were people happy but Jane turned us into frowners
I’m amazed I could write this song
I’m amazed it lasted this long
And correct me if I’m wrong
I think we’re near the beaches
I think I will go for a swim
Splash at Techy on a whim
But chances of fun are real swim
Whilst Jane warns us of leaches
Refrain:Killjoy! Killjoy! Jane is a Debbie Downer!
We once were people happy but Jane turned us into frowners.
Killjoy! Killjoy! Jane makes us all feel sad
I think we should stop singing now, she’s looking rather mad!
What started as a way to insult Jane evolved into this sweet piece of poetry. Currently we only know the author as Gl1tch, but we’ll post more details as soon as he replies with his full name, address, credit card information and car keys. Download the karaoke version.
Refrain:
Killjoy!
[...] what a killjoy. You’ll show her, yea…show her to the Music section! There she will see your dedication to prooving you [...]
what? :rofl:
i will kill anyone who…….. doesnt like this music!
Singing out loud at school=Beat up.
I think the songs should be preformed and have the audio file here instead of the lyrics.
The We Hate Ray Song;
Ray is an idiot. May he burn in Hell.
Make up a “We’re all noobs, with no intelligence to be seen,” based off of the tune to “We all live in a yellow submarine”.
Glad you guys like it!
they should put the audio files in here to
Gl1tch, how did you come up with that song?
Well…for those who want to listen to the Cheesy RPG song, they could follow the link indicated below the lyrics. I might actually try to find someone who can sing the Killjoy song.
Heck, that would be awesome!
Uoteau> heh, actually I wrote it on a whim. It really wasn’t that difficult.
GMchris > I have garageband, and will have music to go with it as soon as I get through my other weekend projects.
Ha, I was able to sing along with the song pretty easily.
Really awesome effort. I love the spoon solo.
I noticed that: “But chances of fun are real swim”, should be “But chances of fun are real slim”.
Here is a pirate song I wrote a while back:
OOOHHHHHHHHHH
Welcome to me pirate ship
Hoist the sails and let ‘er rip
We’re off upon a questing trip
Jane will you please skinny dip?
*doodle oo di loo di loo di loo di loo dee dee*
We’re all upon, a magic quest
To put our magic skills to test
A strange man watches us with zest
And until he’s dead we cannot rest
So off we sail to places weird
We talk like fools and Ray acts queer
And none of us no how to steer
I really hope a bathrooms near
*doodle oo di loo di loo di loo di loo dee dee*
Upon my shoulder, sits a skull
As simple proof, I can kill all
my enemies! And their almost wall
Of evil gerbils, that maim and maul
But off we sail to places far
We travel towards the northern star
I stay below, the door ajar
While Techy and I, build a bar
Krin thinks I am simply thick
But I proved her wrong; I was slick
I got a boat, for thinking quick
And now she’s feeling quite seasick
*doodle oo di loo di loo di loo di loo dee dee*
And we ALL sail towards adventure, dire
Simply so we’ll level higher
We travel ice, and wind and fire
Jane says I’m ugly, she’s a liar
Oh crap here’s Ray, he’s heard my song
And now he wants to sing along
But believe me, he’s singing it wrong
I think he needs, to lay off the bong
And I’m a pirate, avast me hearties
We’re off to places, full of parties
It seems ray’s left, for before he start he’s
Gotta get out all his farties
We’re a family, this party five
We keep help each other stay alive
Despite all the fighting I’ve
Done was against a frog with a knive
*doodle oo doodle oo, doodle loo dee loo dee loo, doodle lee, doodle lie, doodle lay do lee*
And so our song comes to a close
Jane’s seen something, from nest Crow’s
A lighthouse lights, it’s fog horn blows
And how to steer, no one knows
No one knows!
NOOOO OOONNNNE KNNNOOOOOOWWWWS!
*doodle lee do loo di lie doo low dee lee, lie lee*
Outdated, perhaps… but you have managed to make me laugh out loud. A mighty feat.
Gl1tch wins first place again in the community. He gets a rusty cutlass, a parrot, an eyelap and steering manuals. Hooray!
Awesomeness. Add the pirate song up top and make Gl1tch the official songwriter of WDYD.
Damn, i friggin love that song… please make someone do the voice in that song! hahaha
I think Gl1tch deserves to be WDYD’s official bard.
DANG the “spoon” solo is awesome.